One bite then the mad-
ness begins. Binge-stuffing my
face. Swallowing whole.


Dishwasher repair guy

Olive pits. Glass shards.
Bent straw. He warns, It’s not a
garbage disposal…

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New year’s resolution

Why bother vowing
change when you’re satisfied with
your lazy-ass self?

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Prom group

She can’t stand her. He’s
her ex, so don’t include them.
Can’t we go alone?