Gone native. Eating
chips doused in cheese, roast beef. Heart
attacks, pounds attach.
Long layover, Part 3: Out of control
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Long layover, Part 1: Queen City Kitchen
How long can I sit
nursing a small coffee ’til
I’m kicked to the curb?
Traveling unplugged
We all crave power,
connection. Squat shamelessly
for that next tech fix.
Airport robbery
Boingo charged me eight
bucks for all-day internet.
Sucker born right here.
Airport restaurants
Want my business? Give
me outlets, internet, booth
seating and, yeah, food.
Power hungry
At every gate
we jockey for outlets, our
iPhones running low.
Overbooked flight
Give up seat, get five
hundred dollar voucher and
first class upgrade. Win.
Brooks Brothers
I’ve fallen victim
to corporate dress-speak. Just
button down shut up.
Drumsticks for dinner
Trigger happy
Aim, fire! Chemical
fragrance confirms strong toxins
at work. Die, germs, die!
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