Long layover, Part 3: Out of control

Gone native. Eating
chips doused in cheese, roast beef. Heart
attacks, pounds attach.

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Long layover, Part 1: Queen City Kitchen

How long can I sit
nursing a small coffee ’til
I’m kicked to the curb?

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Traveling unplugged

We all crave power,
connection. Squat shamelessly
for that next tech fix.

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Airport robbery

Boingo charged me eight
bucks for all-day internet.
Sucker born right here.

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Airport restaurants

Want my business? Give
me outlets, internet, booth
seating and, yeah, food.

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Power hungry

At every gate
we jockey for outlets, our
iPhones running low.

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Overbooked flight

Give up seat, get five
hundred dollar voucher and
first class upgrade. Win.

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Brooks Brothers

I’ve fallen victim
to corporate dress-speak. Just
button down shut up.

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Drumsticks for dinner

cheap protein source at
99 cents a pound but
it gets old real fast

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Trigger happy

Aim, fire! Chemical
fragrance confirms strong toxins
at work. Die, germs, die!

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