Trigger happy

Aim, fire! Chemical
fragrance confirms strong toxins
at work. Die, germs, die!

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Fiscal cliff

Cost to average
household: Five thousand. Voting
the bums out: Priceless.


Eliot Spitzer

When a righteous man
is caught with his pants down, it’s
likely he’ll get spanked.

Negative campaigning

With all this trash talk
even the winner comes out
smelling like garbage.