Trigger happy

Aim, fire! Chemical
fragrance confirms strong toxins
at work. Die, germs, die!

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Laid off friend

Drops by at four, raids
the fridge, toasts unhappy hour
to his firing squad.

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Loser

You still up? Dude, it’s
not like the internet won’t
be there tomorrow.

Hoarders on A&E

What we hold onto
owns us drowns us sedates us
slow death by shopping.