Overbooked flight

Give up seat, get five
hundred dollar voucher and
first class upgrade. Win.

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TSA Precheck

Randomly chosen,
I breeze through security.
Airport bingo win.

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Brooks Brothers

I’ve fallen victim
to corporate dress-speak. Just
button down shut up.

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100th follower

What’s your platform?¬†they
ask, but frown at haiku blog.
Thanks. You’ve proved them wrong.

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