Iowa caucus

Flyover country
rules politics briefly. For
once, Des Moines da boss.

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Sarah Palin endorses Trump

Like a Match.com
date that looks good at first but
goes horribly wrong

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Fiscal cliff

Cost to average
household: Five thousand. Voting
the bums out: Priceless.

 

Prom group

She can’t stand her. He’s
her ex, so don’t include them.
Can’t we go alone?