Short-term guests in my
fridge, pantry, cabinet — but just
until they are served.

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Because of the media

based on a poem written by M.

They say I need a
man. Chocolate. But an eye
lash curler’s enough.

original source:

I don’t need chocolate to eat or a man in my life
I just think I do
because of the media
All I really need is my eyelash curler.

What a bargain

Shopped a membership
warehouse store today. Got six
years’ worth of ketchup.