In like a lion, out like a lamb

What’s that mean? That spring’s
a dominatrix, whipping
March ’til it submits?

Obama’s turban

Headgear gone wild I
tip my hat to idiots
who have flipped their lids.

Negative campaigning

With all this trash talk
even the winner comes out
smelling like garbage.

Leap year day

Secretive. Works for
the CIA. Won’t say where
it’s been for four years.

Sympathy pain

He drank to excess
so why am I the one with
the splitting headacne?

February dilemma

What of those born on
the 29th, their birthday
once every four years?

Panasonic possibilities

Got a new camera.
What moments will it capture
in pixels and bytes?

Primary concern

Super Tuesday looms.
GOP, Dems cast votes. Dub
ya – ya won’t be missed.

Sitting next to Gloria Steinem

Her face fronted a
movement, a magazine. My
mind’s jaw drops in awe.

Lieutenant of Inishmore

Bloody mess of a
play that has you laughing at
clots of gore and death.