An adult blankie.
To take one from its owner
will make grown men cry.
Laptop
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April Fool’s Day
not sure what’s so fun
about a day when we’re all
afraid we’ll get punk’d
What a bargain
Shopped a membership
warehouse store today. Got six
years’ worth of ketchup.
Sexist comment from an unlikely source
Salt Lick barbecue
Vegans, stay away,
lest your firm resolve melt from
tender smoked brisket.
Dining in Austin
I eat meat because
it’s Texas. Tender steak like
beef cotton candy.
Offsite meeting of the computer geeks
We all complain there’s
no place to plug in. One by
one, our laptops die.
Powerpoint
When you’re in a long
meeting, now you have two things
to look at while bored.
Ithaca, NY
Ph.D.s waitress
here, M.A.s babysit, ’cause
no one wants to leave.
Silda Wall Spitzer
Wan, pale, red-eyed, she’s
the poster wife of Wynette’s
song, “Stand By Your Man.”
a haiku a day 