Being green we use
fabric bags old boxes to
wrap gifts. No trees die.
Paperless Christmas
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Being green we use
fabric bags old boxes to
wrap gifts. No trees die.
Tag Archives: pop culture
Christmas LED lights
Like laser pointers
they blind in red green blue as
they save the planet
Christmas cards
Photos we look bad
in. Braggy newsletter. That’s
how we keep in touch.
Online debate
Listserv fight breaks out.
Among civil people, the
retorts well-researched.
Restaurant training (sanctioned pigout)
Expected to know
all the dishes, servers eat
the entire menu.
Harrison Ford
He doesn’t have to
do anything but show up.
Fame does that for you.
Prom limo
such a sweet ride they
didn’t want to leave so they
did Wendy’s drive-thru
10,000th hit
Who will you be, and
from where? What will have brought you
here – mere chance or choice?
Popemobile
He tours in a case
like an aged Ken, “mint in box”
they’d say on eBay.
Cave of the Winds tour
A romantic name
for a seagull poop splashed walk
among spray and rocks.
a haiku a day 