Selling out

Buying a domain
name to monetize content.
The new bourgeoisie.

Three day week

Wednesday is the new
Monday, Thursday Hump Day, T
GI still Friday.

New Year’s Day

In optimism
we cross the starting line of
the rest of our lives.

 

Fiscal cliff

Cost to average
household: Five thousand. Voting
the bums out: Priceless.

 

You love me

Sally Fields said it
best. Be they awards or page views,
validation’s sweet.

Hoarders on A&E

What we hold onto
owns us drowns us sedates us
slow death by shopping.

Ocean waves

I type in a dim
dark room listening to surf.
There’s an app for that.

Doing too much at Disneyworld

At the Happiest
Place on Earth, worn-out tots shriek,
deprived of their naps.

Disneyworld Character Meet & Greets

With more handlers than
Lindsay, their paparazzi –
parents; stalkers – tots.

Time management in Disneyworld

Fastpass, Magic Hours,
maximizing each for the
most fun possible.