One piece would last for
hours and have few calories.
(I’m working on it.)
If chocolate were gum
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Tag Archives: haiku
500 haikus
From a Revealing
start to this auspicious point –
my life in short form.
Inexplicable sadness
In wordless despair
M dissolves in tears clutching
me like a life vest.
Laptop
An adult blankie.
To take one from its owner
will make grown men cry.
Ironing as a metaphor
Smoothing over the
wrinkles in life takes more cold
cash than hot metal.
April Fool’s Day
not sure what’s so fun
about a day when we’re all
afraid we’ll get punk’d
Why I need to sleep
When I stay up late
my thoughts move oddly like lab
mice stunted by drugs.
Insomnia bordering on insanity
Night winds roar like a
giant parent screaming “Go
to sleep!” without words.
What a bargain
Shopped a membership
warehouse store today. Got six
years’ worth of ketchup.
a haiku a day 