If chocolate were gum

One piece would last for
hours and have few calories.
(I’m working on it.)

500 haikus

From a Revealing
start to this auspicious point –
my life in short form.

Laptop

An adult blankie.
To take one from its owner
will make grown men cry.

What a bargain

Shopped a membership
warehouse store today. Got six
years’ worth of ketchup.

Offsite meeting of the computer geeks

We all complain there’s
no place to plug in. One by
one, our laptops die.

Why I’ve been absent

Haiku, like bonsai,
needs care and pruning. A mind
unfocused kills both.

Disorganized

Incrementally
I clean unearthing a clear
space on the table.

Fuzzy logic

posted to my Twitter account

I need sleep, but I * need to work but I need sleep * to work can’t think straight.

Last minute

posted to my Twitter account

Project due and I * like the late adopter I * am, haven’t finished.

Earl Grey

Bergamot infused
leaves unfurl comfort. Problems
dissipate like steam.