Candid confessions of a college-aged daughter

“I’m telling you but
don’t worry, I’m fine,” she says.
I listen, but do.

Weed laced with PCP

She turned to cake, felt
herself melting, the devil
eating his way out.

Passing health care reform

Status on Facebook:
“Watching CSPAN.” Many like
seeing sausage made.

Project Runway

Cut pin stitch fabric
stretch confines of clothing to
become catwalk art.

First boyfriend breakup

She didn’t want to
hold his hand, watch him eat bread
sloppily. The end.

Hoarders

Invested with deep
meaning, treasures buried by
trash. Dust, dirt their shroud.

Christmas LED lights

Like laser pointers
they blind in red green blue as
they save the planet

Online debate

Listserv fight breaks out.
Among civil people, the
retorts well-researched.

Restaurant training (sanctioned pigout)

Expected to know
all the dishes, servers eat
the entire menu.

Senior Ball

Formally over
twelve years of learning to look
good on this one night.