Could Cameron Diaz
maybe have done her hair? That
ponytail so wrong.
Bad choice for the Oscars
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Could Cameron Diaz
maybe have done her hair? That
ponytail so wrong.
Anyone who makes
Ryan Seacrest sweat deserves
a special Oscar.
Secretive. Works for
the CIA. Won’t say where
it’s been for four years.
Like the extra hour
when we fall ahead, this one
day a trick in time.
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That you’ve found me and
read my life in seventeen
syllables floors me.
Today J begins
flying not yet a driver
the sky’s the limit
We drive to where his
girlfriend’s dad says the haunted
tunnel is. We freak.
They walk the carpet.
We eat takeout Chinese and
scream for our favorites.
Kid in candy shop
I dab on product in search
of my true colors.
TV morphs into
loser land infomercials
for acne weight loss