Bad choice for the Oscars

Could Cameron Diaz
maybe have done her hair? That
ponytail  so wrong.

Gary Busey on the red carpet

Anyone who makes
Ryan Seacrest sweat deserves
a special Oscar.

Leap year day

Secretive. Works for
the CIA. Won’t say where
it’s been for four years.

February 29

Like the extra hour
when we fall ahead, this one
day a trick in time.

Constant reader

see also Inconstant blogger

That you’ve found me and
read my life in seventeen
syllables floors me.

Live your dream

Today J begins
flying not yet a driver
the sky’s the limit

Contemplating midnight urban exploration

We drive to where his
girlfriend’s dad says the haunted
tunnel is. We freak.

WV Oscar night tradition

They walk the carpet.
We eat takeout Chinese and
scream for our favorites.

Sephora

Kid in candy shop
I dab on product in search
of my true colors.

Watching after 2 am

TV morphs into
loser land infomercials
for acne weight loss