‘Beware!’ Caesar was
told. Like teens in horror films
he didn’t listen.
Ides of March
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In like a lion, out like a lamb
What’s that mean? That spring’s
a dominatrix, whipping
March ’til it submits?
Obama’s turban
Headgear gone wild I
tip my hat to idiots
who have flipped their lids.
Tina Fey’s new black
Reclaiming the word,
she grabs the bitch by the horns
and makes us all proud.
Negative campaigning
With all this trash talk
even the winner comes out
smelling like garbage.
Last lines
for jem who says, “it’s your last lines that get me everytime.“
I’d like to think of
myself as the O. Henry
of the haiku form.
Bad choice for the Oscars
Could Cameron Diaz
maybe have done her hair? That
ponytail so wrong.
Gary Busey on the red carpet
Anyone who makes
Ryan Seacrest sweat deserves
a special Oscar.
Leap year day
Secretive. Works for
the CIA. Won’t say where
it’s been for four years.
February 29
Like the extra hour
when we fall ahead, this one
day a trick in time.
