Like a jeweler
displaying gems on velvet
wealth gleams beyond reach
New York City from the air
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Like a jeweler
displaying gems on velvet
wealth gleams beyond reach
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I’ve lied to you
A haiku a day?
Not quite. Some days the tap runs,
some days it’s bone dry.
Tina Fey’s new black
Reclaiming the word,
she grabs the bitch by the horns
and makes us all proud.
Negative campaigning
With all this trash talk
even the winner comes out
smelling like garbage.
Gary Busey on the red carpet
Anyone who makes
Ryan Seacrest sweat deserves
a special Oscar.
Oscar red carpet
So hungry but the
dress fits stumble past photogs
smile stop nod pose smile.
Night before the Academy Awards
Dreams of Oscars like
sugarplums dance in their heads.
Hollywood’s Christmas.
Urban outfitted
Going to New York
City. I’ve bought black clothing,
black low-heeled shoes.
St. Croix prices
At Schooner Bay, iced
tea – 60 cents at Big Lots –
is nearly three bucks.
Gentlewomen’s lament
God rest ye merry
gentlemen? I don’t see them
lifting a finger!
a haiku a day 