haikouldn’t ask it of you

“Read my poem? Please?”
In real life I’d get blank stares.
Here, you’re back for more.

Dubious milestone

Just over five months
This one four hundred fifty
Art or wasted time?

I’ve lied to you

A haiku a day?
Not quite. Some days the tap runs,
some days it’s bone dry.

Spring in the air

Mud has a smell that’s
like waking up to coffee.
You know you’re alive.

Obama’s turban

Headgear gone wild I
tip my hat to idiots
who have flipped their lids.

Negative campaigning

With all this trash talk
even the winner comes out
smelling like garbage.

Inconstant blogger

see also Constant reader

Like a lover who
wanders I return here to
check in now and them

Wasted Saturday night

We watch bad TV
eat microwave popcorn feel
guilty not really.

After a few drinks

Midnight ghosthunting
at a tragic landmark seems
like a cool idea

Vintage style

Grey army trenchcoat
or lime green sixties jacket
J can pull off both.