No one waters them.
Tiny cells plead, but TV
seems more important.
Natural born plant killers
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You take after your mother
My weirdness is as
apparent in my kids as
streaks in a fake tan.
Sexist comment from an unlikely source
Salt Lick barbecue
Vegans, stay away,
lest your firm resolve melt from
tender smoked brisket.
Ithaca, NY
Ph.D.s waitress
here, M.A.s babysit, ’cause
no one wants to leave.
Disorganized
Incrementally
I clean unearthing a clear
space on the table.
Silda Wall Spitzer
Wan, pale, red-eyed, she’s
the poster wife of Wynette’s
song, “Stand By Your Man.”
Eliot Spitzer
When a righteous man
is caught with his pants down, it’s
likely he’ll get spanked.
Fuzzy logic
posted to my Twitter account
I need sleep, but I * need to work but I need sleep * to work can’t think straight.
Last minute
posted to my Twitter account
Project due and I * like the late adopter I * am, haven’t finished.
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