Sugar

One bite then the mad-
ness begins. Binge-stuffing my
face. Swallowing whole.

Dishwasher repair guy

Olive pits. Glass shards.
Bent straw. He warns, It’s not a
garbage disposal…

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New year’s resolution

Why bother vowing
change when you’re satisfied with
your lazy-ass self?

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Afternoon rendezvous

She blithely sails out
the door. No explanations
save her secret smile.

Selling out

Buying a domain
name to monetize content.
The new bourgeoisie.

You love me

Sally Fields said it
best. Be they awards or page views,
validation’s sweet.

Not in polite company

She talks of threesomes,
abortions, things her mother-
in-law would faint at.

Levenger

Fine fountain pens, ink,
leather folders make work seem
like gracious living.

Christmas cards

Photos we look bad
in. Braggy newsletter. That’s
how we keep in touch.

Prom group

She can’t stand her. He’s
her ex, so don’t include them.
Can’t we go alone?