Iowa caucus

Flyover country
rules politics briefly. For
once, Des Moines da boss.

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Sarah Palin endorses Trump

Like a Match.com
date that looks good at first but
goes horribly wrong

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Depression

Bright summer days no
friend to sadness. Solace lies
in winter’s dark chill.

Selling out

Buying a domain
name to monetize content.
The new bourgeoisie.

Fiscal cliff

Cost to average
household: Five thousand. Voting
the bums out: Priceless.

 

Radio interview

You ask, I answer.
Opinions fly. No right, wrong.
It’s all subjective.

Passing health care reform

Status on Facebook:
“Watching CSPAN.” Many like
seeing sausage made.

Paperless Christmas

Being green we use
fabric bags old boxes to
wrap gifts. No trees die.

Online debate

Listserv fight breaks out.
Among civil people, the
retorts well-researched.

Prom group

She can’t stand her. He’s
her ex, so don’t include them.
Can’t we go alone?