No one waters them.
Tiny cells plead, but TV
seems more important.
Natural born plant killers
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No one waters them.
Tiny cells plead, but TV
seems more important.
Category Archives: oddball
You take after your mother
My weirdness is as
apparent in my kids as
streaks in a fake tan.
If gum were chocolate
Like cows with their cud
we would chew constantly, and
then we’d all swallow.
Laptop
An adult blankie.
To take one from its owner
will make grown men cry.
April Fool’s Day
not sure what’s so fun
about a day when we’re all
afraid we’ll get punk’d
Why I need to sleep
When I stay up late
my thoughts move oddly like lab
mice stunted by drugs.
Insomnia bordering on insanity
Night winds roar like a
giant parent screaming “Go
to sleep!” without words.
What a bargain
Shopped a membership
warehouse store today. Got six
years’ worth of ketchup.
Sexist comment from an unlikely source
Eliot Spitzer
When a righteous man
is caught with his pants down, it’s
likely he’ll get spanked.
a haiku a day 