She didn’t want to
hold his hand, watch him eat bread
sloppily. The end.
First boyfriend breakup
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She didn’t want to
hold his hand, watch him eat bread
sloppily. The end.
Category Archives: oddball
Surviving St. Patrick’s Day
for Cathy
Too sick for green beer
she stayed home, watched bad films of
leprechaun horror.
The doctor will be with you shortly
Latex gloves. Cotton
swabs. Antiseptic. What would
MacGyver create?
Hoarders
Invested with deep
meaning, treasures buried by
trash. Dust, dirt their shroud.
Other daughter’s boyfriend
Bandana over
his sweet smile, ninja to his
anime girlfriend.
Paperless Christmas
Being green we use
fabric bags old boxes to
wrap gifts. No trees die.
Ugly photo
She keeps it displayed
to remind herself that once
she didn’t know it
My biggest fan
Directed at me
all day it follows me from
room to room in heat.
Restaurant training (sanctioned pigout)
Expected to know
all the dishes, servers eat
the entire menu.
Popemobile
He tours in a case
like an aged Ken, “mint in box”
they’d say on eBay.
a haiku a day 