Prom group

She can’t stand her. He’s
her ex, so don’t include them.
Can’t we go alone?

Study hall

The play was about
them. His unrequited love
her indifference.

Online life on the line

He sent sensitive
documents to a stranger
thinking it was me.

Dog tired

Our longer springtime
walks knock him out. There he lies
fat happy fur child.

Hard Rock Cafe, Niagara Falls

All around it, the
town is dead. Pity the poor
taken investors.

Natural born plant killers

No one waters them.
Tiny cells plead, but TV
seems more important.

Laptop

An adult blankie.
To take one from its owner
will make grown men cry.

Ironing as a metaphor

Smoothing over the
wrinkles in life takes more cold
cash than hot metal.

What a bargain

Shopped a membership
warehouse store today. Got six
years’ worth of ketchup.

Sexist comment from an unlikely source

haiku from Trisha who was there

Gay flight attendant
Shares gender stereotype
Astounds passengers