Expected to know
all the dishes, servers eat
the entire menu.
Restaurant training (sanctioned pigout)
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Expected to know
all the dishes, servers eat
the entire menu.
Category Archives: consumerism
Prom limo
such a sweet ride they
didn’t want to leave so they
did Wendy’s drive-thru
Hard Rock Cafe, Niagara Falls
All around it, the
town is dead. Pity the poor
taken investors.
If gum were chocolate
Like cows with their cud
we would chew constantly, and
then we’d all swallow.
If chocolate were gum
One piece would last for
hours and have few calories.
(I’m working on it.)
Laptop
An adult blankie.
To take one from its owner
will make grown men cry.
Ironing as a metaphor
Smoothing over the
wrinkles in life takes more cold
cash than hot metal.
What a bargain
Shopped a membership
warehouse store today. Got six
years’ worth of ketchup.
Salt Lick barbecue
Vegans, stay away,
lest your firm resolve melt from
tender smoked brisket.
Dining in Austin
I eat meat because
it’s Texas. Tender steak like
beef cotton candy.
a haiku a day 