Not in polite company

She talks of threesomes,
abortions, things her mother-
in-law would faint at.

Prom group

She can’t stand her. He’s
her ex, so don’t include them.
Can’t we go alone?

Laptop

An adult blankie.
To take one from its owner
will make grown men cry.

Sexist comment from an unlikely source

haiku from Trisha who was there

Gay flight attendant
Shares gender stereotype
Astounds passengers

Silda Wall Spitzer

Wan, pale, red-eyed, she’s
the poster wife of Wynette’s
song, “Stand By Your Man.”