In like a lion, out like a lamb

What’s that mean? That spring’s
a dominatrix, whipping
March ’til it submits?

Tina Fey’s new black

Reclaiming the word,
she grabs the bitch by the horns
and makes us all proud.

Last lines

for jem who says, “it’s your last lines that get me everytime.

I’d like to think of
myself as the O. Henry
of the haiku form.

Leap year day

Secretive. Works for
the CIA. Won’t say where
it’s been for four years.

February 29

Like the extra hour
when we fall ahead, this one
day a trick in time.

Live your dream

Today J begins
flying not yet a driver
the sky’s the limit

Sephora

Kid in candy shop
I dab on product in search
of my true colors.

Watching after 2 am

TV morphs into
loser land infomercials
for acne weight loss

Panasonic possibilities

Got a new camera.
What moments will it capture
in pixels and bytes?

Leap year

February’s haste
to usher in an early
March slowed by one day.