John Edwards

Poverty platform
and expensive haircuts? Your
wife should run instead.

Fred Thompson.

No Ronald Reagan.
Stay on TV. Too bad your
friend’s a drug dealer.

John McCain

Good man, but why did
he sell his soul to the Bush
Administration?

Rudy Giuliani

He doesn’t walk the
Republican Party line.
Gotta admire that.

Mitt Romney

I don’t know whether
to vote for him or put him
on and go play ball.

Barack Obama

Barack Obama.
Another candidate whose
name fits on one line.

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton.
I like a candidate who’s
name fits on one line.

Ron Paul

I have yet to fall
for Ron Paul. I don’t even
know what he looks like.

Change of seasons

I forgot to bring
the jade plant inside.  One
by one its fat leaves fall.

Daylight savings time 3 – extra hour to bake

Pumpkin cheesecake in
the oven. Nutmeg, ginger.
Fragrant November.