Front seat driver

Off to NYC
tomorrow. Garmin riding
shotgun. Can’t get lost.

Not Lauren Graham

My daughters watch the
Gilmour Girls non-stop, wishing
I were Lorelei.

Winfrey loves Obama

Oprah and Barack
sit in a tree, campaign for
the Presidency.

Lair of the pack rat

HGTV shows
designer homes while I nest
in my own clutter.

All about the page views

Should I say what I
feel, or what attracts readers?
Tempting to sell out.

Thanksgiving – turkey envy

Brine, barbecue, deep
fry, roast, smoke? How many ways
can you do one Tom?

Tim Burton

He made Johnny Depp
a household name, and keeps Hot
Topic in business.

Twitter

Why bother with this
service when I keep up with
A Haiku A Day?

Second life

In another world
I am prettier, skinny,
naturally blonde.

Panera’s

Cup of coffee gets
you free wireless. Suburban
pretty people lunch.