Face waxing

In a misguided
effort I peeled off half my
face and left the hair.

Online – the new paradigm

My fingers talk my
eyes listen my head makes it
up my heart hungers.

Chenay Bay display

Wet bathing suits, striped
towels hang from porch rails like
vacation banners.

St. Croix prices

At Schooner Bay, iced
tea – 60 cents at Big Lots –
is nearly three bucks.

High School Musical Meets 2008 Presidential Race

Brainiac Barack
cheerleader Oprah campaign.
A Disney moment.

VH1 shows

It’s the guilty splurge,
potato chips for the mind.
You can’t watch just one.

Thrill of the kill

Urban mall jungle.
Shoppers prowl for deals, fangs bared,
credit cards dripping.

J’s sense of style

She’d buy Free People,
match and mismatch carelessly,
revel in oddball.

Urban Outfitters

J’s Pied Piper calls.
Mecca of offbeat fashion,
she shops in a daze.

Improv Olympics

They create out of
nothing whole scenes, entertain
from mere suggestions.