When a righteous man
is caught with his pants down, it’s
likely he’ll get spanked.
Eliot Spitzer
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Obama: Candid Date
It’s said women swoon
at his rallies, yet his wife
once called him stinky.
Empire State Building – at the base
Like a hick I tilt my
head to see the top and
ponder tossed pennies.
I’ve lied to you
A haiku a day?
Not quite. Some days the tap runs,
some days it’s bone dry.
Tina Fey’s new black
Reclaiming the word,
she grabs the bitch by the horns
and makes us all proud.
Negative campaigning
With all this trash talk
even the winner comes out
smelling like garbage.
Gary Busey on the red carpet
Anyone who makes
Ryan Seacrest sweat deserves
a special Oscar.
Leap year day
Secretive. Works for
the CIA. Won’t say where
it’s been for four years.
Live your dream
Today J begins
flying not yet a driver
the sky’s the limit
Oscars’ best dressed
Bjork’s swan an urban
red carpet legend. Today
beauty takes no risks.
a haiku a day 