Kmart opens at
4am. Outlet mall at
midnight. Who needs sleep?
Black Friday
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Kmart opens at
4am. Outlet mall at
midnight. Who needs sleep?
Kmart opens at
4am. Outlet mall at
midnight. Who needs sleep?
Post-tryptophan, we
watch Forrest Gump and digest
the day’s memories.
The more I compute,
the lazier I get, and the
saggier the couch.
If every meal
were cereal, we’d all have
more hours in the day.
Heavy blanket weighs
you down, yet cocoons you. Why
bother to crawl out?
I’m the kitchen air
traffic controller, and the
oven my runway.
If you clear out the
fridge for the turkey, then where’s
the other food go?
Canned pumpkin sold out.
Damned overachievers! I’m
a “last-minute” type.
Busy is when you
sit down to watch a movie
and you fall asleep.
Too many carbs. Need
tea, coffee, power drink. No
rest for the weary.