Black Friday

Kmart opens at
4am. Outlet mall at
midnight. Who needs sleep?

Thanksgiving – after dinner

Post-tryptophan, we
watch Forrest Gump and digest
the day’s memories.

No reason to get up

The more I compute,
the lazier I get, and the
saggier the couch.

Time saving dinner ideas

If every meal
were cereal, we’d all have
more hours in the day.

Depression

Heavy blanket weighs
you down, yet cocoons you. Why
bother to crawl out?

Thanksgiving – all in the timing

I’m the kitchen air
traffic controller, and the
oven my runway.

Thanksgiving dilemma

If you clear out the
fridge for the turkey, then where’s
the other food go?

Thanksgiving procrastination

Canned pumpkin sold out.
Damned overachievers! I’m
a “last-minute” type.

Overworked

Busy is when you
sit down to watch a movie
and you fall asleep.

After lunch crash

Too many carbs. Need
tea, coffee, power drink. No
rest for the weary.