Thanksgiving procrastination

Canned pumpkin sold out.
Damned overachievers! I’m
a “last-minute” type.

Overworked

Busy is when you
sit down to watch a movie
and you fall asleep.

After lunch crash

Too many carbs. Need
tea, coffee, power drink. No
rest for the weary.

Twitter

Why bother with this
service when I keep up with
A Haiku A Day?

To do list

I jot on random
scraps, then lose them. No wonder
I don’t get things done.

Another late night

Idea of early
to bed rare as a rainbow
and just as fleeting.

Unnecessary

The espresso cups,
sleekly designed, just one more
thing to put away.

Never enough time

I cook mornings so
I can eat evenings. I call
it planning ahead.