Oscar red carpet

So hungry but the
dress fits stumble past photogs
smile stop nod pose smile.

Watching after 2 am

TV morphs into
loser land infomercials
for acne weight loss

Wasted Saturday night

We watch bad TV
eat microwave popcorn feel
guilty not really.

Oceanic Flight 815

Crashed. Met Tailies. Then
Others. Hatch blew up.  Kate caged.
Got Lost about there.

Writer’s strike

Reality makes
me sick. Going through laugh track
cop show withdrawal.

Before Lost season 4 begins

Speed-viewing seasons
one through three’s like life in the
hatch. Push the button.

Free at last

Today was her last
day on a job I said ‘don’t
quit’ two years ago.

High School Musical Meets 2008 Presidential Race

Brainiac Barack
cheerleader Oprah campaign.
A Disney moment.

VH1 shows

It’s the guilty splurge,
potato chips for the mind.
You can’t watch just one.

Deal or no deal

TV’s “Fisherman
and His Wife” story for our
times. Unalloyed greed.