No reason to get up

The more I compute,
the lazier I get, and the
saggier the couch.

Thanksgiving – all in the timing

I’m the kitchen air
traffic controller, and the
oven my runway.

Tim Burton

He made Johnny Depp
a household name, and keeps Hot
Topic in business.

Dumbfounded

Dude. Complete strangers
read the byproducts of life
inside my head. Sweet.

Twitter

Why bother with this
service when I keep up with
A Haiku A Day?

The abyss, glimpsed

An email from a
stranger descending into
madness unnerved me.

Abandoned laptop

Guy next to me walked
out to take a call. His life
opened on his Dell.

Second life

In another world
I am prettier, skinny,
naturally blonde.

Unlikely search engine terms

Google found me with
wind for thursday november
2007.

Jump the shark

My life is content
driven, looking for the next
big thing to embrace.