All about the page views

Should I say what I
feel, or what attracts readers?
Tempting to sell out.

Thanksgiving – turkey envy

Brine, barbecue, deep
fry, roast, smoke? How many ways
can you do one Tom?

Thanksgiving – all in the timing

I’m the kitchen air
traffic controller, and the
oven my runway.

Tim Burton

He made Johnny Depp
a household name, and keeps Hot
Topic in business.

Hillary Clinton

Don’t you know no girls
allowed? Threaten the big boys,
they call you a bitch.

Dumbfounded

Dude. Complete strangers
read the byproducts of life
inside my head. Sweet.

Second life

In another world
I am prettier, skinny,
naturally blonde.

Jump the shark

My life is content
driven, looking for the next
big thing to embrace.

Entourage

S will travel with
me, security-blanket
friend I’m blessed to have.

Same old lament

National TV
talk show called me to be a
guest. What will I wear?