Saving grace

While I throw pennies
into a coin jar, Bear Stearns
gets a big bailout.

“Victimless crime”

Alan Dershowitz
said about prostitution
the lie men believe.

Eliot Spitzer

When a righteous man
is caught with his pants down, it’s
likely he’ll get spanked.

Trying Twitter

Emily Bronte * labored quietly but I * scream “Here are my words!”

Obama: Candid Date

It’s said women swoon
at his rallies, yet his wife
once called him stinky.

The other half lives

It’s fun to see what
it’s like and then go back to
being nobody.

Empire State Building – in the elevator

Tourists whisked to the
top while on tenant floors, one
hears “shhhhhhsss” like secrets.

Empire State Building – at the base

Like a hick I tilt my
head to see the top and
ponder tossed pennies.

New York City from the air

Like a jeweler
displaying gems on velvet
wealth gleams beyond reach

Double entendre overheard at LaGuardia

“We’re domestic,” a
blonde woman tells her daughter
in line at the gate.