Thanksgiving dilemma

If you clear out the
fridge for the turkey, then where’s
the other food go?

Thanksgiving procrastination

Canned pumpkin sold out.
Damned overachievers! I’m
a “last-minute” type.

After lunch crash

Too many carbs. Need
tea, coffee, power drink. No
rest for the weary.

Dumbfounded

Dude. Complete strangers
read the byproducts of life
inside my head. Sweet.

People watching

Discreetly I eye
them waiting for that gesture
that unlocks the soul.

Twitter

Why bother with this
service when I keep up with
A Haiku A Day?

Abandoned laptop

Guy next to me walked
out to take a call. His life
opened on his Dell.

Second life

In another world
I am prettier, skinny,
naturally blonde.

Jump the shark

My life is content
driven, looking for the next
big thing to embrace.

Entourage

S will travel with
me, security-blanket
friend I’m blessed to have.