Feeling fat

Going to New York
to be on TV. Need new
clothes. A tent would work.

Lair of the pack rat

HGTV shows
designer homes while I nest
in my own clutter.

All about the page views

Should I say what I
feel, or what attracts readers?
Tempting to sell out.

A little obsessed

I keep coming to
post like a lover checking
for text messages.

Meditative mind

Silence erases
thoughts and stress like dry markers
wiped clean from white boards.

Black Friday

Kmart opens at
4am. Outlet mall at
midnight. Who needs sleep?

Thanksgiving – no time for diets

Don’t count calories.
Savor silken pumpkin, tart
cranberries. Taste joy.

Time saving dinner ideas

If every meal
were cereal, we’d all have
more hours in the day.

Thanksgiving – turkey envy

Brine, barbecue, deep
fry, roast, smoke? How many ways
can you do one Tom?

Thanksgiving – all in the timing

I’m the kitchen air
traffic controller, and the
oven my runway.