Honey, I’m home!

Has it really been
a month since I told you all
about my day, dear?

Prom limo

such a sweet ride they
didn’t want to leave so they
did Wendy’s drive-thru

Dog tired

Our longer springtime
walks knock him out. There he lies
fat happy fur child.

Natural born plant killers

No one waters them.
Tiny cells plead, but TV
seems more important.

Disorganized

Incrementally
I clean unearthing a clear
space on the table.

Last minute

posted to my Twitter account

Project due and I * like the late adopter I * am, haven’t finished.

Trying Twitter

Emily Bronte * labored quietly but I * scream “Here are my words!”

Morning in midtown Manhattan

In the skyscraper
canyons, light outlines moving
shapes sipping Starbucks.

I’ve lied to you

A haiku a day?
Not quite. Some days the tap runs,
some days it’s bone dry.

Bad choice for the Oscars

Could Cameron Diaz
maybe have done her hair? That
ponytail  so wrong.