Overdone do

If her hair was much
bigger you’d mistake it for
blonde cotton candy.

Dumbfounded

Dude. Complete strangers
read the byproducts of life
inside my head. Sweet.

People watching

Discreetly I eye
them waiting for that gesture
that unlocks the soul.

Twitter

Why bother with this
service when I keep up with
A Haiku A Day?

Same old lament

National TV
talk show called me to be a
guest. What will I wear?

To do list

I jot on random
scraps, then lose them. No wonder
I don’t get things done.

Tasteless

Reading haikus is
like eating chestnuts. You stop
after a bad one.

Bedtime

Why does burrowing
under thick down comforters
bring such sheer delight?

Another late night

Idea of early
to bed rare as a rainbow
and just as fleeting.

Moral chicken

They saw a film on
how poultry is killed. They cluck
as I eat hot wings.