A Christmas story

If I could shoot my
eye out with that thing, I’d just
sit and watch TV.

It’s a wonderful life

Only if you’re not
the one doing the shopping,
cleaning and baking.

Tim Burton

He made Johnny Depp
a household name, and keeps Hot
Topic in business.

Edward Scissorhands

A-Depp-t cult classic
fairy tale, gothic icon
all rolled into one.

Stephen King films

We longed for The Mist
and 1408 like kids
dreaming of Christmas.

November 1st, according to Mike Myers

That candy still sits
there.  What would Fat Bastard say?
“Get in my belly!”