Lost and found

Moving furniture,
the Bermuda Triangle
is under the couch.

Trick or treat 4

Only buy the good
candy because you have to
live with leftovers.

JD & Elliot 8x/day

My daughter channel
surfs, feeding her ‘Scrubs’ habit.
I’m no Superman.

Ripoff

No pumpkins any
where, except for Wal-mart which
wants ten bucks a pop.

Domesticated Eve

An apple, as red
as it is crisp, awaits on
the blue floral plate.

Trick or treat 3

Argued over what
candy to buy. She wanted
KitKats. Blow Pops won.

Can’t sleep 7

I said I’d be in
bed by ten. Then midnight. Now
it’s one. How ’bout three?

J’s collapse

Home sick, she lies in
bed, stomach queasy, still in
her day-before clothes.

Procrastination – Already too small

It took eight weeks to
wrap the baby outfit and
give it to the dad.

Overworked

When the going gets
tough, I end up sleeping on
the couch, fully clothed.