Gentlewomen’s lament

God rest ye merry
gentlemen? I don’t see them
lifting a finger!

Substitution

Sometimes, the hunger
that compels you to eat a
cookie is sadness.

Unbroken

The house of my heart
is white, clean, pure. No windows,
doors. No visitors.

Oh Christmas tree

We bring it home, put
it on life support so we
can hang ornaments.

Deal or no deal

TV’s “Fisherman
and His Wife” story for our
times. Unalloyed greed.

Survivor – Family Holidays

Two tribes – In-laws and
Parents – force you to over-
eat, then watch TV.

Weight watchers

On weigh-in day I’d
inhale helium if it
would make me lighter.

Unproductive

Inertia roosting
inside me like a hen un-
willing to lay eggs.

Not Lauren Graham

My daughters watch the
Gilmour Girls non-stop, wishing
I were Lorelei.

Yearning

Why this ache, an itch
no hand can scratch, a splinter
no tweezer can pull?