Loser

You still up? Dude, it’s
not like the internet won’t
be there tomorrow.

Selling out

Buying a domain
name to monetize content.
The new bourgeoisie.

Up all night

I would like to see
4 am start off my day
instead of end it.

Three day week

Wednesday is the new
Monday, Thursday Hump Day, T
GI still Friday.

Mommy friendships

If all we have in
common is our kids, that’s not
an enduring match.

New year’s resolutions

How apt. A bright snow
white day cleans the slate for our
future perfect selves.

New Year’s Day

In optimism
we cross the starting line of
the rest of our lives.

 

Fiscal cliff

Cost to average
household: Five thousand. Voting
the bums out: Priceless.

 

New Year’s Eve: ball drop

If we look ahead
in hope, optimism,
then shouldn’t the ball rise?