Famous people

Write about ’em and
stats go up. I try not to
let this affect me.

Scenes from an Italian restaurant chain

After the high school
show they flirt over pizza
sodas at Uno’s.

Respite

Thank god a day has
gone by without Britney Spears
in the media.

Autumn precedence

Trees have never held
leaves as late as November.
Frost was wrong. Gold stays.

Opinionated

I wrote a letter
to a magazine. Maybe
they will publish it.

Covetous

I’m soooooo jealous of
the brilliance of this blog name:
Blather. Wince. Repeat.

Green home

Chuck tests our house for
energy efficiency.
We’re tight as a drum.

Artistic insight

Vision isn’t so
much a function of seeing
as it is feeling.

Creative class

with props to selfinterestandsympathy for this one 

I will often cite
Richard Florida’s ideas.
People stare blankly.

New furnace

Hadn’t realized the
thermostat had to be set.
Freezing at 60.