Thanksgiving – turkey envy

Brine, barbecue, deep
fry, roast, smoke? How many ways
can you do one Tom?

Thanksgiving – all in the timing

I’m the kitchen air
traffic controller, and the
oven my runway.

Thanksgiving dilemma

If you clear out the
fridge for the turkey, then where’s
the other food go?

Tim Burton

He made Johnny Depp
a household name, and keeps Hot
Topic in business.

Overworked

Busy is when you
sit down to watch a movie
and you fall asleep.

After lunch crash

Too many carbs. Need
tea, coffee, power drink. No
rest for the weary.

Hillary Clinton

Don’t you know no girls
allowed? Threaten the big boys,
they call you a bitch.

Worthy

Coffee with M is
a reminder of what smart
women are about.

Overcaffeinated

Any more coffee
and I’ll have energy to
power six cities.

Dumbfounded

Dude. Complete strangers
read the byproducts of life
inside my head. Sweet.