Brine, barbecue, deep
fry, roast, smoke? How many ways
can you do one Tom?
Thanksgiving – turkey envy
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Brine, barbecue, deep
fry, roast, smoke? How many ways
can you do one Tom?
I’m the kitchen air
traffic controller, and the
oven my runway.
If you clear out the
fridge for the turkey, then where’s
the other food go?
He made Johnny Depp
a household name, and keeps Hot
Topic in business.
Busy is when you
sit down to watch a movie
and you fall asleep.
Too many carbs. Need
tea, coffee, power drink. No
rest for the weary.
Don’t you know no girls
allowed? Threaten the big boys,
they call you a bitch.
Coffee with M is
a reminder of what smart
women are about.
Any more coffee
and I’ll have energy to
power six cities.
Dude. Complete strangers
read the byproducts of life
inside my head. Sweet.