Paul Tibbets just went
to hell, where a black mushroom
cloud is his tombstone.
Enola Gay pilot dies
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November 1st, according to Mike Myers
That candy still sits
there. What would Fat Bastard say?
“Get in my belly!”
Mindless bingeing
When I eat crazy
trans fat, hot wings, donuts, all
sucked into the void.
Mindful mouthful
When I eat healthy
it’s cottage cheese rye crispbread.
I’ll live forever.
Majesty
My husband’s pride is
African violets, purple
faces genuflect.
Bus stop – daylight savings time
7am could
be midnight. Kids stand on street
corners like hookers.
Trick or treat 6
Every year they say
they’re too old, but hit the streets
for that sugar fix.
Trick or treat 5
I answer the door.
Offer kids cooked broccoli
They demand candy.
Lost and found
Moving furniture,
the Bermuda Triangle
is under the couch.
Trick or treat 4
Only buy the good
candy because you have to
live with leftovers.
a haiku a day 