Overcaffeinated

Any more coffee
and I’ll have energy to
power six cities.

Dumbfounded

Dude. Complete strangers
read the byproducts of life
inside my head. Sweet.

People watching

Discreetly I eye
them waiting for that gesture
that unlocks the soul.

Twitter

Why bother with this
service when I keep up with
A Haiku A Day?

The abyss, glimpsed

An email from a
stranger descending into
madness unnerved me.

Abandoned laptop

Guy next to me walked
out to take a call. His life
opened on his Dell.

Second life

In another world
I am prettier, skinny,
naturally blonde.

Panera’s

Cup of coffee gets
you free wireless. Suburban
pretty people lunch.

Unlikely search engine terms

Google found me with
wind for thursday november
2007.

He said, she said

Is America
ready for its first female
president? Ask Bill.