Brine, barbecue, deep
fry, roast, smoke? How many ways
can you do one Tom?
Thanksgiving – turkey envy
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Brine, barbecue, deep
fry, roast, smoke? How many ways
can you do one Tom?
I’m the kitchen air
traffic controller, and the
oven my runway.
If you clear out the
fridge for the turkey, then where’s
the other food go?
Canned pumpkin sold out.
Damned overachievers! I’m
a “last-minute” type.
Why does burrowing
under thick down comforters
bring such sheer delight?
You’ll never again
feel pain, joy both at once. Be
so at odds with life.
After the high school
show they flirt over pizza
sodas at Uno’s.
Instead, a pumpkin
cheesecake. Traditions are good.
Cheesecake is better.